"Mommy, it is kind of lucky and kind of unlucky that our Grandpa is a doctor."
Oh really? Why unlucky?
"Because, if he wasn't a doctor, when we were teenagers he wouldn't yell at us about wearing our bike helmets!"
[Mommy giving speech to kids about how if we are to have a successful meal in Panera after ballet class, I will need their total cooperation and obedience:]
Okay guys, this is a time when I will need you to listen, to obey, and to help Mommy when she needs you to.
"Oh, so you need us to be like secretaries, Mommy?"