(The names of certain characters have been changed to protect the innocent)
C: Daddy, why is X a baby?
D: X is not a baby he/she is the same age as you...
C: Daddy, why does X cry like a baby?
D: When does X cry like a baby?
C: When I hit him / her!
D: Well, you know you shouldn't hit anybody, and YOU cry like a baby when Morgan (12yr old neighbour) comes over to play with you [babysit-ish].
C: Oh. Yeah.