Out driving with the kids, Cecilie is insisting that I am driving too fast (we're three minutes into this conversation... )
C: You ARE driving too fast daddy, the trees are moving away very fast.
T: No, I can assure you, I am following the speed limit.
C: If the police catches you, you, Lars and I are all going to jail.
T: Cecilie, I am going as as fast as the policeman say we can go.
C: What would you say if the policeman stopped us?
T: Oh la la!
C: No human being says "oh la la".
T: Well, I am a human being and I just said "oh la la".
C: Daddy you are a curious person.
Three (and a half) conclusions:
1. Stay away from Cecilie in the afternoon if she misses her nap.
2. I am pretty good at diverting silly conversations.
3. The French are not human beings, and possibly - I am French...